The Theory of Everyman (and His Disasters)

What if you could install a new personality every time your life went wrong?

Elias Thorne is painfully ordinary — until he invents the Psyche-Shifter 5000, a machine that allows him to rewrite his own personality. Want confidence? Genius? Fame? Enlightenment? There's a personality for that.

Unfortunately, every upgrade comes with unexpected side effects.

From becoming a reckless corporate CEO to a flatulent monk, from accidental internet celebrity to the creator of a sentient compost comet, Elias's quest for the perfect self spirals into hilarious chaos.

As his personalities multiply and reality starts to bend, Elias is forced to confront the ultimate question: is becoming extraordinary worth losing who you really are?

Join Elias as he bluffs his way into a CEO position (and promptly loses his yacht), discovers the profound wisdom of a flatulent monk, inadvertently births a sentient compost comet, navigates the treacherous waters of internet fame, and faces off against a fiercely territorial yak (and an equally tenacious parking enforcement officer).

The Theory of Everyman (and His Disasters) is a laugh-out-loud odyssey of self-reinvention gone wonderfully, wildly wrong — a heartwarming, brain-teasing tale about finding yourself by becoming everyone else.

If you love intelligent humor, quirky characters, and stories that make you think as much as they make you laugh, dive into Elias Thorne's world. What's the worst that could happen? (A lot, apparently.)